"It's time again for me to lay down in writing a simple, obvious truth that everyone else is just too terrified to state..."
There are lots of jokes going around enticing Himary to give the dark lord a couple of her cajones so he'll be at least half a man. (Still wouldn't work, but maybe worth a try.)
Please allow me to introduce you to a woman who could give both Himary and the dark lord a full set of balls and still have more than both of them combined.
Do yourself a great big favor and give her a read. And if you bump into her on the street, be sure to say 'Hi'.
Bless God, God bless.